April 23rd, 2008

me

Бамперстикеры - 2

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* We have the best Congress money can buy.
* So many politicians, so few trees.
* The Road to Hell is Paved With Republicans (вариант: Democrats)
* I'd cheat on Hillary, too
* The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface-to-Air Missiles.
* Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Keep Honking - I'm Reloading.
* I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
* I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
* I is a college student
* I souport publik edekasion
* My kid had sex with your honor student.
* (Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off