Пришло мне тут письмо из банка по поводу того, что мой счет был неактивен в течение года.
Если, пишут, не хотите, чтобы счет достался штату Калифорния, совершите какую-нибудь операцию или позвоните нам вот по этому телефону.
Я выбрал второе. Звоню, отвечаю на вопросы робота, двигаюсь по меню и все жду, когда мне предложат "Customer Service".
Не предлагают! Не выдержал я и сказал на чистом русском языке (имея в виду банковских программистов):
- Вот же <люди нетрадиционной сексуальной ориентации>!
Робот немедленно переспросил:
- Customer Service?
Нижеследующее письмо я получил сегодня утром. Чудесные орфография и пунктуация бережно сохранены.
This to acknowledge you that your e-mail id is found among those that have been scammed, and the competition have been approved from the supreme high court here in Benin and we are asked to contact you by the Benin president on how to send you your($ 1.5 M ) united state dollars by the diplomatic courier agent and the fund has been arranged on ATM CARD.
So you are advice to contact the delivery company in charge where your VALID ATM CARD is deposited. And make sure you contact them with your full Contact information such as listed below.
A...Your full Name.....
B...Your home address.......
F...your international passport/or drivers licence or state I.D Card........
Also forward the major email they use to scam you because we need it for more investigation in other to make sure that we arrest them all.
Remember, the reason why your total fund was arranged on ATM CARD is because many People complain about Fraud stars every day from Benin and we are trying to stop this fraudulent from Benin and am assuring you that it will stop because we are now working with the internet operation such as YAHOOMAIL, HOTMAIL,AOLMAIL and also the united state FBI and Economic financial crime commission (EFCC).
And many people have been scammed by bank wire transfer going around the whole Africa and the reason to STOP paying money to the fraud stars So the scam can be eradicated in this country and I want you to follow your fund code which follow bellow, and whish is given to you by the Federal high court of Benin and the code is (746* 78F *GN)And I want you to keep this code, because this code will ensure and Alert you in any day you receive a scam e-mail from this country. And as soon as you contact PAY MASTER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION with your full contact information requested, they will forward! everything to the Benin presidency office to issue out your fund certificate as the rightful beneficiary.
Company Name: Paymaster General Of The Federation.
Bp 4041 Calavi, Rebuplic of Benin
Director Mr. Goodnews Ikpeama.
Email ;( firstname.lastname@example.org )
Tele Phone+ 229-993-563-73
Contact him in regarding of the fund to be deliver to you by the Diplomatic (UPES) and also any beneficiary will be responsible for shipping fees so as to avoid any scam and the fees is just $150.00 and you will receive your fund from the high court. The director in charges of your ATM BOX will alert the united state bureau and also your state police for the ATM BOX to be deliver to you without any restriction and problem when the fund get to you in your location area.
Barr, John Moses.
FROM Barr John Moses,