mikluha_maklai (mikluha_maklai) wrote,


(Баян, конечно, но, может, кто не видел)

* I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch!
* If you can read this… thank a teacher
* The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go
* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
* If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS
* Please honk if you would like to see my finger.
* So many pedestrians, so little time.
* This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson
* Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
* You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Tags: 2008-04, Америка, Шутки
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